Anonymous asked: Ur not a real fireman.

Nope. All those pictures of me fighting fire and shit were made in photoshop because I have no life. You’re a real idiot.

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via negativ-o)

loveorrjustlust asked: I want to move to Pittsburgh and set my house on fire so you'll be there. Swear

Well you would have to wait till I’m done doing my job until we can hang! And you would be homeless! We can get the Red Cross if you need it!

loveorrjustlust asked: I miss you.

I miss you too!

sith-apprentice asked: WOOO WOOOO h0tty al3rt

Thanks! I’m da bawz.

iluminarelciel0 asked: AW, you look adorable with your new haircut!

Thank you very much!!